Sunday, April 1, 2012


he's one mean son of a shut yo mouf
but im only talkin bout anakid
we can dig it

Thursday, March 22, 2012

Boba Strikes Back

he's so brave
the braverest, strongerest, besterest!

Monday, March 19, 2012

Happiness is a warm gun

or a warm knife
now isnt that knife to know
we can do this all day and all knife

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Daylight Shavings

mold trooper's got to watch that back sass
it's like poetry

Thursday, March 8, 2012

Monday, March 5, 2012

Friday, March 2, 2012

No such thing as a fast break

i guess breakfast keeps eVADERing vader

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Saturday, February 25, 2012

Darth Synonym

other names in the sithsaurus:
darth poisious
darth uglious
darth wyckideous
darth nefarisimo the thirdiousisimo

Friday, February 24, 2012

Game Review: Final Fantasy XIII

Check out my review for Final Fantasy XIII on our friend site:

But you'd best come right back


Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Turn Turn Turn

to everything
there is a season
and a time to every purpose
turn turn turn

Sunday, February 19, 2012

Bubble Fett

yes boba served in a bar
at night
alcoholic boba
boba is an alcoholic
drink til you're fubar
fubar boba brewed in the boba bar needs a rhubarb brubar

Thursday, February 16, 2012

Food Review - Jack in the Box: The Last Shake

So recently, Jack in the Box jumped on to the bacon bandwagon and began pushing their products, including their "secret", limited bacon milkshake. This was a clever ploy to reach the internet-savvy bacon fanatics so I bit the hook and gave it a try.

My short review: Just a taste is enough. Any more becomes gross.

Full review past the jump

Monday, February 13, 2012

Meddling Rebels!

actually 3P0 was stealing them

Saturday, February 11, 2012

Uranus isn't just a planet

huhhuhhuhhuh anus
huhuhuhuh butt
ohohohoho solo

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Military exercises

the boys are back in town
(the boys are back in town)

Sunday, February 5, 2012

The elusive breakfast

woke up
fell out of bed
bum bum bum dum dum dum dumb dumb dumb

Thursday, February 2, 2012

Saturday, January 21, 2012


Welcome to Retcon5. A joint venture of Midopa and Jedi. This webcomic is made by fans of things nerdy and awesome, who aren't afraid to criticize the absurd ideas and strange occurrences in the world of Star Wars, comics, and whatever else we find amusing. Expecting the unexpected is an oxymoron.

Curse you Star Tours!

he's the best
nothing's ever gonna br


Sunday, January 15, 2012

Genetics are everything

the apple doesnt fall far from the sarlacc, usually into

Friday, January 6, 2012

Wake up call

dang darth ur docs done got dookied dude