Kame-hame-huh?

he's one mean son of a shut yo mouf
but im only talkin bout anakid
we can dig it

Boba Strikes Back

he's so brave
the braverest, strongerest, besterest!

Happiness is a warm gun

or a warm knife
now isnt that knife to know
we can do this all day and all knife

Daylight Shavings

mold trooper's got to watch that back sass
it's like poetry

The burrito diaries

how to stop worrying and love burritos

Bro-ba Fett? Where?!

and bob's your uncle

No such thing as a fast break

i guess breakfast keeps eVADERing vader
eeehhh???

Now starring... Admiral Trapbar!

and that's a wrap

Darth Synonym

other names in the sithsaurus:
darth poisious
darth uglious
darth wyckideous
darth nefarisimo the thirdiousisimo

Game Review: Final Fantasy XIII

Check out my review for Final Fantasy XIII on our friend site:
http://mediocritycodex.blogspot.com/2012/02/guest-article-final-fantasy-xiii-review.html

But you'd best come right back

-RChang

Turn Turn Turn

to everything
there is a season
and a time to every purpose
turn turn turn

Bubble Fett

yes boba served in a bar
at night
alcoholic boba
boba is an alcoholic
drink til you're fubar
fubar boba brewed in the boba bar needs a rhubarb brubar

Food Review - Jack in the Box: The Last Shake

So recently, Jack in the Box jumped on to the bacon bandwagon and began pushing their products, including their "secret", limited bacon milkshake. This was a clever ploy to reach the internet-savvy bacon fanatics so I bit the hook and gave it a try.

My short review: Just a taste is enough. Any more becomes gross.

Full review past the jump

Meddling Rebels!

actually 3P0 was stealing them
TWIST

Uranus isn't just a planet

huhhuhhuhhuh anus
huhuhuhuh butt
ohohohoho solo

Military exercises

the boys are back in town
(the boys are back in town)

The elusive breakfast

woke up
fell out of bed
bum bum bum dum dum dum dumb dumb dumb

This duo's two big four the three of us

gosh he was only trying to help

News

Welcome to Retcon5. A joint venture of Midopa and Jedi. This webcomic is made by fans of things nerdy and awesome, who aren't afraid to criticize the absurd ideas and strange occurrences in the world of Star Wars, comics, and whatever else we find amusing. Expecting the unexpected is an oxymoron.

Curse you Star Tours!

he's the best

around

nothing's ever gonna br

oh

Genetics are everything

the apple doesnt fall far from the sarlacc, usually into

Wake up call

dang darth ur docs done got dookied dude